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Thread: No one home..think I'll move in..

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    It was a hoax..not that there aren't any of those around these days..that is why I am hiding in this board...to get away from the crazy world...ahhh *listening to the sound of crickets*...lets see ..which cd will I play today..yes, the Beach Boys...that will do just fine...

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    *Knock knock*

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    Take off your disguise
    I know that underneath it's me

    Muse

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    Whos there? wink

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    Oh ..company..Come in Lefty..I just brewed some fresh moonshine..yer gonna love it..er..ski??who are you....where are you..??*looking in the closet*..hum not there..

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    Had to run out for a few things...Gonna have a nice relaxing weekend..put a fire in the fireplace....*mixing a bloody mary*..lets see..got a pizza in the oven...life is good...

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    quickly bolting the doors..Lefty is browsing the boards..I saw him ..He'll eat all my pizza..the pig...checking fire in fireplace..can't come down the chimney..hehehe

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    *Crash!*

    Bring me that moonshine! I'm depressed and I got a hankerin' for some spankerin'!

    *Whips out the belt*

    *Pants fall to floor*

    Oh yeah, that's what that thing is for...

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    *Yipes*..it's the Neth flasher..*grabbing the belt off the floor and quickly rebelting Lefty's britches*..phew!! don't scare me like that!..Here have a glass of "Shine"..

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    What the hell are you two doing!??? Lt put your damn pants on and quit flashing my mother you damn pervert! Is that a belt in your hand?! Now what in God's name do you think you are going to do with that thing? Come here you little punk!

    **grabs LT by the throat and joggles his head until his tongue wraps around his neck**


    mom...go to your hammock!

    **grabs the moonshine**

    You know how alcohol makes you horny!!




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    But!!But!!!..It's not what you think..*gulping*...read the other posts..you'll see ..I'm innocent I tells ya..innocent!!!!All of you out of my quiet spot.....*running to my fur-lined hammock*

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